Of course, it has to be in Florida.
Apparently, one and a half pages isn't long enough for a dress code, because County boss Armando Ramirez has issued an incredibly detailed six-page dress code as an update to their previously one and a half page document.
The code prohibits everything from ankle-high boots (when worn with dresses and skirts, that is) to sequins to stirrup pants. It also includes photos illustrating appropriate attire.
Ramirez worried that the old policy had too many loopholes, a spokesman explains. Even though, apparently, no one was taking advantage of them.
Apparently, one and a half pages isn't long enough for a dress code, because County boss Armando Ramirez has issued an incredibly detailed six-page dress code as an update to their previously one and a half page document.
The code prohibits everything from ankle-high boots (when worn with dresses and skirts, that is) to sequins to stirrup pants. It also includes photos illustrating appropriate attire.
Ramirez worried that the old policy had too many loopholes, a spokesman explains. Even though, apparently, no one was taking advantage of them.
The policy was met with rampant bewilderment among employees. "We definitely need a dress code … but a few of those things are surprising," one said, citing some inclusions, like a prohibition on clothing displaying gang affiliations, that "we've never had a problem with."
And no one's sure what to make of this quote, which appears at the end of the document: "SO LET IT BE WRITTEN. SO LET IT BE DONE." It appears to be either a reference to the Ten Commandments movie or a Metallica song.
A spokesman claims it's a stamp, which is "equivalent to 'approved by' for internal use only."
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